holy frack, i really like where i'm working at. they treat you like a person and not a mindless animal. they have a fitness room so you can work out during your 15 min breaks of hour lunch or before and after work. they also have a Wii room too to hang out in. and every friday they have talent shows and i'm doing jokes.

heres some of the jokes, tell me what you think.

12 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP!!!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son.. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


what yall think??? and if you have a joke thats not too bad, tell me it and i'll use it and thank you for it.

i'm working now. hopefully have a sketch up Wensday......that's all.

fisrt step: gather 3 to 4 friends.

Second step: get in a car.

Third step: open a carten of eggs and open windows.

fourth step: drive down blocks and looks for groups.

fifth step: chuck said eggs at groups of kids and parents and speed off laughing. hitting cars are a bonus.


........fucking asshole bastards did that a few hours ago. only thing wrong was, i knew who they were, so i got the cops on em....hehehehehehe

ok, so i'm going to write Rage of the Titans (my kaiju stories) in to parts. each part will each part explains a kaiju and have a battle between them and a kaiju. sorry, eh. not feeling like explaining a lot more, but i'll break it down.

First part: talks about the organazation and the the guy making the kaiju. also explains what is being used on them to turn them into kaiju.

Second Part: Hydra: this guy belongs to she wanted me to turn her Hydra into a kaiju, so i'm going to do just that. so i'm going to mutate an acient creature into Hydra, then have Hydra battle another friend, kaiju Elgron.

Third Part: Scytheclaw: now, we're going to see if the stuff can make a hybrid kaiju from the DNA of Kamacurus and Ts-eh-Go (the scorpion from the Godzilla 1998 series.) and have him battle Baragon.

Fourth Part: Trigornus: now they're going to see if they came mutate another creature from the past, a Terror Bird and have him battle with Gorosaurus.

Fifth Part: Nightshadow: final kaiju is a wolf that survived an Atomic explosion. this one needs to be controlled and is forced (but then freed by) King Cesar.

Sixth Part: now goes into the creation of my AntiGodzilla, DaibloGodzilla, and learn of a secert army of kaiju and someone else controlling things. Godzilla and DaibloGodzilla battles.

Seventh Part: Godzilla is beaten into a bloodly pulp, DaibloGodzilla is destroying Japan, an new (and also old) enemy, Onijira arises and the secert kaiju army is unleashed. But, the EDF along with Nightshadow and a kaiju army form by the wolf, goes to meet the army head on.

Eighth Part: the Final Epic Battle Between DiabloGodzilla, Onijira, and a newly risen ShintoGodzilla battle, while the EDF and Good Kaiju battle battle the Evil Kaiju army.

whew, lot of typing. so, now i want to know, who wants their oc (weither humanoid or monster) to be added into these stories as a cameo or to be seen in them for a good bit of the stories and which one do you want them in.

well, now i'm working on the 4 kaiju i mentioned, but i need help with a name for the guy who's going to create....i mean mutate them. either German, Russian, or Japanese, no American, too many Amercian fruitcakes out there. ALSO, when i have them finished, i was wondering, if certain friends who i watch could write the kaiju fighting and beating known kaiju or the writers own kaiju. if your interested, let me know.

oh and this year, i'm dressing up......as.........WEEGEE!!!!!