holy frack, i really like where i'm working at. they treat you like a person and not a mindless animal. they have a fitness room so you can work out during your 15 min breaks of hour lunch or before and after work. they also have a Wii room too to hang out in. and every friday they have talent shows and i'm doing jokes.

heres some of the jokes, tell me what you think.

12 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP!!!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son.. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


what yall think??? and if you have a joke thats not too bad, tell me it and i'll use it and thank you for it.